Natalie Thomas

jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum
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poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.


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awildlaurenappeared:

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disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

My mom likes to yell at me and tell me to get a real boyfriend and then whenever I even look at a boy, she yells at me for cheating on my boyfriend



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bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

OH MY GO! this has to stop now…not now but right #NOW!!!

is this fucking serious

LOL I WAS WATCHING THIS EPISODE TONIGHT AT WORK W/ MY RESIDENTS


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"The hot lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché."

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Remember this video the next time you use the word gay as a derogatory adjective.

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breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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